funny questions

. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
>>Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here ?
>>Answer:- Don' u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
>>
>>2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps
>>on your
>>feet...
>>Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt ?
>>Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you
>>try
>>again.
>>
>>3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
>>Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
>>Answer:- Why ? Would it rather have been you ?
>>
>>4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
>>Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good ??
>>Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
>>occasionally
>>also spit in it.
>>
>>5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
>>years...
>>Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
>>Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
>>
>>6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
>>Stupid Question:- Is the guy
>>you're marrying good ?
>>Answer:- No, he's a miserable, wife-beating, insensitive lout...
>>it's just
>>the money.
>>
>>7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
>>Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping ?
>>Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
>>Africa marry
>>or not. You thought I was
>>sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
>>
>>8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
>>Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut ?
>>Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
>>
>>9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your
>>mouth...
>>Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts ?
>>Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
>>
>>10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
>>Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
>>Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk
>>and now
>>it's in flames!!!
>>